Slugcatcher's take on what Mark Twain would have said about oil

IF Mark Twain was an oilman, Slugcatcher knows exactly what he would be saying today: “reports of my industry’s death have been greatly exaggerated”.

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With apologies to Twain (known to his mother as Samuel Clemens) that is obviously a rephrased version of what he said about premature reports of his own death, but since he was in the